So this guy walks into a bar....

and he sees his therapy client.
she's got eyes like a bushbaby and is totally infactuated with him
so she shows him her pet spider
and he's infactuated with her maddness
so they ride in a hot airballon to canada to cook schnitzel
and do the macarena
by a windmill to the song "I'm blue"

So this one time at bandcamp....

I set the cabin on fire
and I threw christmas lights in it and it turned gree
then I got really excited because I felt like I wasi n harry potter
soI pulled out my magic want
to find that it was a penis
so I put a dinosaur shaped condom on it
It made me happy
I got so excited I started throwing staplers
at a stripper
and then she died
so I fed her a pom pom
and I stole 2 cents out of her pocket
the end

Jossplosion begins

Its an explosion of jossness!!!!